Overlord Amy

It’s raining up a storm here. I’m not sure of my feelings about this. It does make it so I do not have to wash my car. But all this rain + watching an old episode of Kim Possible where the blue man makes a weather machine and tries to take over the world made me consider it a possibility.

I ran a Google search for “weather machine take over the world” and one of the results was discussing Hurricane Isabel being a terrorist attack, so an attack on the world using the weather could be done. Make the world rain endlessly and just flood it out.

However, if you flood out the world you lose valuable resources and that would defeat the purpose of controlling the world. I could command a legion of meteorologist and environmentalists and they could monitor the effects of Earth’s ecosystems while I flood out places till they pay me. But then, what if they decide not to pay due respect and then I just flood them out. I lose ultimately.

I don’t like this plan. I will have to make due with just driving through the puddles and hoping some person is dumb enough to be outside in this rain. You’re outside, walking, during a storm almost, you deserve to be splashed with a lot of dirty gutter water!

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